Desert Trek T-Shirts

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Sparkling Water

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Tourist

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

God in the bunker.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Lost

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.