Desert Trek Pillows

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Sparkling Water

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Tourist

Desert Dermatologist

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."