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Luncheon Vouchers in the desert

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Sparkling Water

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Just a little seasoning...

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Distance to horizon varies.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Freddie's water

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"You overpacked again."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

You are now entering the middle of nowhere