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Luncheon Vouchers in the desert

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

Sparkling Water

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Just a little seasoning...

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Distance to horizon varies.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Freddie's water

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"You overpacked again."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."