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"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Sparkling Water

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Sand danger

Tourist

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Distance to horizon varies.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.