Desert Trekker Of Finance Mugs

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Sparkling Water

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Tourist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."