Direction Dreamer Gifts

"Ambitions... to arrive at my destination."

Walker asking for directions

Elevators: Up, Down, Options: 'I pushed options once...it was still 'up' or 'down'.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'