Motivation Drifter Gifts

Today is the first day of the rest of your life... then again so is tomorrow.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Dawing your Cellphone

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Exercise now!

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Ladder of Success.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"I'd rather be at the office."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Working out.

Continental Drift.

'Are you seeing anybody?'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Fat Britain

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

Snooze Cruise

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

New Year's Resolution. . .

Once you stop, it's so hard to get back in the habit of running.

Fit-Bite

No more bingo wings.