Drifter Escapist Gifts

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Continental Drift.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Zoo Employees

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

Message in a bottle.

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

Snooze Cruise

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

Ramblers Association

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

Virtual Reality Check

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name