Drifter Escapist T-Shirts

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Continental Drift.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Zoo Employees

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

Snooze Cruise

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

Ramblers Association

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name