Escapist Dreamer T-Shirts

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'Freedom at last! Blue sky...hot sun...the smell of sea air...'

Anywhere but here

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Last Chance For Reality

Young Houdini

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Desert Mirage

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Sleeping Tiger

Zoo Employees

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Glad we moved out of the City

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Don Quixote

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'