Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.
Escapist Dreamer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your escapist dreamer? Discover whimsical and imaginative items that capture their love for fantasy, adventure, and endless creativity. Perfect for inspiring their next daydream or creative pursuit, these products celebrate their passion for escaping reality and embracing their inner nomad.
'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'
'Freedom at last! Blue sky...hot sun...the smell of sea air...'
Anywhere but here
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
Last Chance For Reality
Young Houdini
'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'
Desert Mirage
As you like it - One way of catching fish
'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'
'Ready or Not here I come.'
'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'
Sleeping Tiger
Zoo Employees
Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.
Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.
"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).
Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.
Glad we moved out of the City
'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'
Message in a bottle.
Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.
"Realism! . . . Realism!"
"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."
Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?
Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name
'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'
Don Quixote
Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.
"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."
Virtual Reality Check
'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'
Escapist Dreamer Gifts Collection
Escapist Dreamer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for escapist dreamers—bringing magic and inspiration to every morning coffee.
Escapist Dreamer Pillows
Find pillows that inspire dreamy thoughts and restful nights—ideal for any escapist's cozy corner.
Escapist Dreamer Prints
Browse our art prints to inspire endless imagination and keep the dream alive in their personal space.
Escapist Dreamer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that express the whimsical and creative spirit of dreamers—perfect for adding a fun twist to their wardrobe.