Imaginative Escapist Gifts

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

Desert Mirage

'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"That was just like reading a book....but I didn't have to use my own imagination!"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

A prisoner creates a newspaper woman.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Reading room

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Get me the coast.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Book Igloo

'What luck!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Sleeping Tiger

Zoo Employees

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.