'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'
Intellectual Escapist Gifts
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Free Thinking.
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'
Screen Time vs Book Time
Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!
That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!
"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."
'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'
Man sunbathing on the beach.
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'
Reading room
'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'
I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!
SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.
Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,
Desert Mirage
Stopping Time in order to Finish Book
Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading
Philip Kindred Dick
'What luck!'
'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'
Book Igloo
"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"
'Ready or Not here I come.'
"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."
As I understand it, if the ancient Greeks had had television to watch and video games to play, we wouldn't be stuck with all this stupid geometry.
"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).
Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.
Intellectual Escapist Gifts Collection
Intellectual Escapist Mugs
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