Ethical Escapist Gifts

"Miss Perkins, send in a good cause. I feel an attack of ethics coming on."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

Kissing Hands

"Not again!"

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

Bleh! That dreaded time of year had come around again. Everyone says it's torture. Prepare for the Apocalypse. Ok, class. Together we will all somehow survive

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

Dangerous tax audits.

Free Thinking.

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

ARchie Smith cartoonist

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"My new favorite news station. . . non-stop, 24/7, 100% Trump-Free."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Virtual Reality Check

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance