Political Escapist Gifts

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

UK election

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

"Do you have anywhere a long, long way from Nigel Farage?"

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

No More Trump, Next 250 Channels. . .

"Anywhere. . . anywhere where they haven't even heard of Brexit!"

"My new favorite news station. . . non-stop, 24/7, 100% Trump-Free."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Rising Gas Prices

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"At last - no Trump."

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

Travel Agent - 'The election's certainly got the voters out!'

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

Free Thinking.

". . . And this has a chip that blocks out anything about politics."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance