Election Year Escapist Gifts

Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.

Ethics exam cheater.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Rising Gas Prices

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"