Election Year Escapist Mugs

Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.

Ethics exam cheater.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Nervous Oral Testing

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Rising Gas Prices

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"