Presentation Escapist Gifts

"I have death by Powerpoint. You?""Panel fatigue."

Ethics exam cheater.

Bo're'droom

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Clock watcher

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'