Lecture Escapist Gifts

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Ethics exam cheater.

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Nervous Oral Testing

Screen Time vs Book Time

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'And in conclusion.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'