Classroom Escapist Gifts

The 'I'd rather be fishing' prayer.

"I like coming to school. It's the seven hours before I go home that are unbearable."

The real world...dream world. Ways to make school more interesting

'Just Teachers' Lounge will suffice, Ed.'

'Why can't we have summer school outside...preferably at the beach?'

Ethics exam cheater.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'I've got a board meeting!'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"I was totally embarrassed at school today! Miss Lopez yelled at me in math class."

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

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