School Days Escapist Gifts

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Desert Mirage

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Sleeping Tiger

Back to school anchor

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

Last day of school.

Teacher's Lounge

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Inattentive Boy

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"