Classroom Escape Artist Gifts

'There they go...mentally shredding.'

"They sent us home early today... the teachers needed some quiet time!"

While Mr. Hunter was not looking, students in his chemistry class used lab tubing to escape, one at a time.

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

'I'm okay. I just wanted to remember what silence felt like.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Ted doesn't test well."

Cut and Run

Friday 5.30pm.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Man Looking Through Window

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

I'll be back.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'