Classroom Escape Artist Mugs

'There they go...mentally shredding.'

"They sent us home early today... the teachers needed some quiet time!"

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

'I'm okay. I just wanted to remember what silence felt like.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Ted doesn't test well."

Cut and Run

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Friday 5.30pm.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

I'll be back.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'