Schoolwork Escape Artist Mugs

"Just how early can I take early retirement?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Stress

School holidays

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Man Looking Through Window

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

"Ted doesn't test well."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Cut and Run

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

I'll be back.

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'