Academic Escape Artist Mugs

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

School holidays

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Fox hunting.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Friday 5.30pm.

"Ted doesn't test well."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'