Academic Escape Artist Prints

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

School holidays

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Fox hunting.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

Friday 5.30pm.

"Ted doesn't test well."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route