Schoolwork Escape Artist Gifts

"Just how early can I take early retirement?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Stress

School holidays

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Cut and Run

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Friday 5.30pm.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

I'll be back.

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

While you were out...