School Escapade Artist Gifts

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Ted doesn't test well."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

Mannequin protest

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

Nights in Bath

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Back to school anchor

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'And there goes the school window...'

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

Last day of school.

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

Inattentive Boy

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

BMX girl.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

'So, Mr. Ross, you want us all to believe this murder was just a 'mistake'? Come on, Bob. Don't you really mean a 'happy little accident''

"Two more days and school's out for summer! No more homework, no more tests, no more teachers..."

Prison Paintings

'I had a lot of fun at school today...there was a hostile take over in the cafeteria.'