"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."
School Escape Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the school escape artist? Whether they’ve got a knack for slipping out of trouble or simply love clever escapes, our playful and witty products capture their inventive spirit. Ideal for students, teachers, or anyone who appreciates a good clever escape, our collection offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their creative trickery and mischief. Gift them something that matches their clever personality and keeps the laughs coming.
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."
Harriet Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.
"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."
'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'
'There's our school, Alix...Looks a bit like a prison, doesn't it? Like Alcatraz, with no feasible escape route...'
'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'
'I don't have to worry about report cards any more. . .I just resigned.'
Jimmy was having a hard time letting go of summer.
"You are free...to go! Have a great summer!"
"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"
"He says he's fed up of school."
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
School holidays
Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.
Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'
Friday 5.30pm.
"Ted doesn't test well."
Prisoner Crossing
'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'
I'll be back.
While you were out...
"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."
Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.
'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'
'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'
Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.
'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'
"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."
Last day of school.
School Escape Artist Gifts Collection
School Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our mug collection featuring clever designs perfect for school escape artists who love a good joke with their morning brew.
School Escape Artist Pillows
Comfort meets humor in our pillows for the school escape artist—ideal for adding a playful touch to any room.
School Escape Artist Prints
Brighten up their space with our prints celebrating the school escape artist’s clever character—fun artwork that captures their mischievous spirit.
School Escape Artist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the school escape artist—fun, witty, and perfect for showcasing their mischievous personality in everyday style.