"We'll allow Timmy to skip gym if he helps update all our computers. We thought it would be best to let him utilize his true skills."
Gym Class Escape Artist Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the witty side of the gym class escape artist? Our collection offers humorous designs that celebrate slipping out of gym class with style. Perfect for those who love to outsmart the system and stay active in their own unique way. From quirky mugs to playful t-shirts, find something that matches their fun-loving personality and makes them smile.
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
Fox hunting.
Friday 5.30pm.
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.
Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
Tsunami Evac Route
Prisoner Crossing
'Step on it, Larry.'
Gym Class Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Gym Class Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that capture the fun and mischief of gym class escape artists – perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Gym Class Escape Artist Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with humorous designs celebrating sneaky gym class escapes. A fun addition to any living space.
Gym Class Escape Artist Prints
Browse our prints that capture the spirit of the gym class escape artist with clever and whimsical artwork, perfect for decorating any room.
Gym Class Escape Artist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for the clever gym class escape artist. Playful, witty, and comfortable for everyday wear.