Gym Class Escape Artist Mugs

"We'll allow Timmy to skip gym if he helps update all our computers. We thought it would be best to let him utilize his true skills."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Fox hunting.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Friday 5.30pm.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."