'You need an exercise program other than bar-hopping.'
Gym Escape Artist Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—our gym escape artist mugs feature witty designs that celebrate sneaking in fitness moments, making every coffee break a reminder of their clever workout escapes.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Tweaking the CV.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Fox hunting.
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."
Tsunami Evac Route
Prisoner Crossing
"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."
'Step on it, Larry.'
As you like it - One way of catching fish
'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'
"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."
"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."
Gym Escape Artist Mugs Collection
Gym Escape Artist Pillows
Check out our amusing pillows that bring humor to their living space and celebrate their clever gym escapes. A perfect gift for laughter and relaxation.
Gym Escape Artist Prints
Browse our artistic prints that showcase the quirky side of fitness. Great for inspiring or decorating your gym or home, celebrating every workout escape.
Gym Escape Artist T-Shirts
Discover our fun and witty t-shirts designed for the gym escape artist. Ideal for workouts or casual wear, these tees highlight their love for sneaking in fitness.