Gym Escapist Gifts

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'I'm part of my wife's fitness program. I keep changing bars so she has to walk all over the ship to find me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

Second lifeReal life.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Easy chair exercise machines

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.