Athletic Escapist Gifts

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man skis through Tree.

"Whatever."