Athletic Escapist Gifts

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"Whatever."