Fitness Escapist Gifts

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Aerobic Channel Hopping

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"How to deal with weeds."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'