Leisure Escapist Gifts

Desert Island golf

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'See you in two weeks!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

No early morning tea past this landing

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Easy chair exercise machines

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"How to deal with weeds."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."