Sporting Escapist Gifts

'Ben feels they mathematically improve his chaces of flushing game.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Easy chair exercise machines

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."