Sporting Escapist Pillows

'Ben feels they mathematically improve his chaces of flushing game.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.