Exercising Escapist Pillows

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Easy chair exercise machines

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Come back and get me about noon.'