Exercise Escapists Pillows

"Whatever."

Yoga accidents.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Jogging Bottoms

Keep Fit.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'