Sports Escapism Pillows

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Young Houdini

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

A Man mixing up his sports.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Mountain escalator.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Reality TV

Desert Island Water skiing.

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."