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'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

A Man mixing up his sports.

Mountain escalator.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

Reality TV

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Whatever."