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'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Young Houdini

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Desert Island Water skiing.