Domestic Escapism T-Shirts

Man comes home to find house in disorder and leaves again.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Desert Island Water skiing.

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

Avenue of Escape - Next Exit.

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

American Idle

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'