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"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I'm so good at this!"

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Open other end

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Biological Alarm Clock.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Proud mother and new maid

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Single parents.

"No, son, there's no severance package."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...