School Escape Artist Pillows

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

'There's our school, Alix...Looks a bit like a prison, doesn't it? Like Alcatraz, with no feasible escape route...'

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

'I don't have to worry about report cards any more. . .I just resigned.'

Jimmy was having a hard time letting go of summer.

"You are free...to go! Have a great summer!"

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"

"He says he's fed up of school."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

School holidays

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

"Ted doesn't test well."

Prisoner Crossing

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

I'll be back.

While you were out...

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

Last day of school.

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"