Exam Escape Artist Gifts

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

Crib sheets are still popular

What would you do if you only had one hour to live?

"If there's an evacuation plan for tornadoes, why isn't there an evacuation plan for tests?"

"Ted doesn't test well."

"That's commendable, but I'm afraid you can't start your early retirement till after the test."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

School holidays

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."