Exam Escapee Gifts

'Turns out four score and seven years isn't the length of the school day.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Ted doesn't test well."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

Undergraduate and don

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

Exam Questions Foretold

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

Last day of school.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."