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'Turns out four score and seven years isn't the length of the school day.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Ted doesn't test well."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Undergraduate and don

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Please wait to be yelled at.

Exam Questions Foretold

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

Last day of school.