Eye Exam Escapee Gifts

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

What would you do if you only had one hour to live?

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"Okay, I guess we can turn down the tonometer air pressure just a tad."